ten worst things to do in a zombie attack

10. don't set zombies on fire, burning zombies smell very bad.
the only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie.

9. don't get sentimental, zombies won't.
sure she was your mum and you love her, but now she's a zombie and wants to eat you alive.

8. don't foget to shut all doors behind you, zombies often come over without calling first.
sure they ain't smart but an open door to them is like an invatation to an all you can eat buffet.

7.don't keep zombies in the basement, even if they are family and friends. they are still zombies and will eat you.

6. try not to reunite with family/friends over long distances.
ok yeah lets go get your best m8 who mite be a zombie wen u get there!

5. go up not down, zombies can go down too.
you can climb zombies can't!

4. don't broadcast your presence, zombies may be listening.
zombies that retain there ears have statistically been shown to know food when they hear it.

3. don't stand infront of the window, thats just silly.
you wud think that wud go without sayin yet some people get pulled out of windows due to stupidity.

2. don't get too creative with zombie defense.
you don't wanna spend too much time thinking of weapons when you could be running away.

1. don't be that one ass hole in your group.
statistics show that this person in each zombie movie stands a 4.32% chance of surviving.

lovely 4% is enough 4 me who wishes to be transformed to a zombie?? i want to dare those 4%



pozer